4Info NFL 2 YR Fone
Rating: SMS Barrage
by Tony Alton
Being an ugly-toothed Brit I don’t really understand NFL that well. I sit
in my castle whilst the butler brings me cucumber sandwiches and tea in an
ornate pot, watching two teams of about 3,000 mutated super-freaks tearing into
each other and I am genuinely confused. There are about 18 referees
wearing what looks like a McDonalds outfit and they are always chucking their
hanky on the floor and stopping the game. Then, to add to the confusion,
there is a bewildering stream of statistics after each play. Each minute long tussle
seems to be broken down by nuclear scientists who churn out an endless equation
of figures.
4INFO are going to try and do the impossible by delivering these
free to people’s phones in the form of the trusty old text message. By my
reckoning this means they will generate on average 33million text messages
per game per person. This means that when you are in church you no longer
need the old hidden radio in the ear trick, simply set your phone to silent and
God will no longer come in the way of the NY Starburst Vs Tampa Bay
Twinkies.
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