Another one to clamba out of Jamba
Rating: Sales Officer sails off
By Tony Alton
The Jamba human pyramid is looking somewhat shaky today after it was reported another senior member of staff, Chief Sales Officer Berger-de Leon, climbed out of the office, over the wall and ran off into the adjacent field giggling. His escape comes shortly after CEO Lucy Hood managed to tunnel her way out into the car park, where she was picked up by a sinister looking street punk in a leather jacket smoking cigarettes. After sharing a passionate kiss she sped off on his chopper, shouting something about pursuing more entrepreneurial ventures.’
Both of their responsibilities have been passed to COO Lee Fenton, who today tried to hide his huge bulging vein, sweaty palms and nervous tick. This blogger did try to call, but i was told he was having heart massage.
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