Billions Bedding Busty Blackberry Beauty
sized packet delivery plays well in bed
According to AOL’s third annual ‘Email Addiction Survey’ (they are doing this every year now? Jesus) 59% of Americans are
checking their mobile email device whilst in their pyjamas in bed. Firstly, the most serious point to address
here is that 59% of people in the
US
the hard man image no good to broadcast that 59% of every Marine in Baghdad, Apache
pilot over Afghanistan and special forces soldier in Kashmir tucks up in their
sleeping bag looking like Wee Willy Winkie. Bad AOL, expect a knock from the Psy-ops
division of the Department of Defence.
US
The main stats show the shameful lows to which many
helplessly addicted Crackberry addicts are now sinking. Four in ten people are supposedly planning
vacations (holidays) with mobile email access in mind and 40% have checked
their email in the middle of the night. I’m sorry but I used to have a
girlfriend who would smoke 40 fags a day and even she didn’t wake up in the
middle of the night for a hit (she did smoke Superkings in bed though). Additionally 53% of Americans also apparently
check their email whilst in the bathroom. Bearing in mind this means ‘on the toilet’ in
America
and it doesn’t leave a pretty image of what John from accounts was doing last
time he sent you a
PO
number.
America
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Dear lord, please stop the madness (but he probably won’t
because 12% check email whilst in church and that has got to have pissed him
off). I think
America
needs a voice of reason to shake these people up, where’s Governor Schwarzenator
when you need him? Arnie wouldn’t stand
for this, he would burn the addicts with his big petrol gun and say something
like “you have been stopped by the firewall.”
America
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