Billions have social intercourse in your pocket with Intercasting
Rating: Pocket party
by Tony Alton
Slithering out onto the arid desertscape that is summertime mobile announcements was this small green news lizard from Intercasting. Desperate to avoid the lumbering licking hippy of scrutiny i scooped it up into my generously proportioned arms (I am writing this fantasy scenario right?) and ingested it with some trepidation. Through the hallucinoginec haze i could just about make out a beautiful vista of what seemed to be millions of people, in what looked like niche social networking communities, all connected through a vast global cellular network. These communities had fantastic names such as GLEE.com, and Faithbase.com, all being monitored by an entity called Community Connect through an overarching resonant cosmic ANTHEM (Tm).
As i lay there on the barren floor i could just about make out a user interface designed to allow users to view
photos, send and receive messages, post comments, search profiles and more. At this point i lapsed into what can only be described as a pre-orgasmic coma, effected with a deep and profund sense of collective knowledge and insight, shared through any mobile device. I was however aware that network rates applied.
Peeking through the sound of the holy Om came a deep and powerful voice, a voice which i can only to this day describe as Shawn Conahan, founder and CEO, Intercasting Corporation. He said: "Their large
audience will now enjoy a fantastic mobile experience and be able to
stay in touch with friends wherever they are." At this point i collapsed, the current evolution of the human mind can only take so much insight before shutting down. Then i woke up, face down in a bowl of Rice Crispies with the cat licking my dribble.
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