Digitally manipulate celebrities

Rating: Have a Hollywood in your trousers

By Tony Alton

Have you ever dreamed of hanging out with emaciated confused junkies? Do you crave to have every single moment of your wretched cheap life played out in front of millions of people as they watch you spiral downwards into depression and abject humiliation I know this is my dream. Well thanks to the big boys over at Player X you can now experience the fun of the celebrity life on your mobile.

The company is releaasing a mobile game whereby punters play staff in a celebrity hospital who have to  slither into their famous patients pants, whilst avoiding having their name smeared.  Sounds fun, but I am a little confused about how the interface is going to work. Press 1 to secretly visit dealer, 2 to sell your story to News Of The World and 3 to degrade yourself for 5 minutes in the spotlight? Good honest family fun.      

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