Ingenio(us) for small businesses
Rating: Hello? is it me you’re looking for No? well bugger off then
By Tony Alton
So you have just come back from a lovely day at the beach with your significant other, the fresh air and sunshine have fused effortlessly with the combination of great conversation and a quick fumble under the towel and there is nowhere else you would rather be. After pulling into the drive you glance lovingly across at one another, exit the car and open the door to your house, thinking nothing could ruin this marvelous day However, the dark bastard of fate has other ideas and you enter the house to find wartorn chaos, expensive possessions are strewn across the floor and everything is either torn, ripped or smashed. In the middle of it all is the culprit. Sitting in your expensive Steinway piano is an angry hell dog, happily chewing away at the strings and snapping and barking and trying to bite every time you approach.
Normally this situation would be the start point for a cataclysmic row and an absolute flaming ball of stress. However, thanks to this deal between Ingenio and small business specialist Network Solutions, now all you have to do is fire up the mobile Internet and through your search engine you will now be able to have access to a plethora of local small businesses specialising in dog/piano extraction. Using the Ingenio Pay Per Call model the deal also lets small businesses only pay for inbound phone calls they receive from their targeted online and mobile campaigns. Everyone’s a winner and happiness is restored as the dog is taken outside and shot, leaving you to return to your blissful little bubble, content that the world is a fair place.
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