SNAP TACKLES EUROPOP
Rating: Nokia Invades Germany first
By Tony Alton
At precisely 09:00 BST yesterday the Nokia SNAP mobile infantry landed on German shores.
Using 3 main beaches codenamed Hakkinen, Sauna and Moomin, in honour of everything great about FInland, the gaming division were able to secure a crucial beachead right by a mobile phone shop on the corner of PretzelStrasse and BierStrasse. Once they had breached this stronghold they set about planting games into selected handsets including the N95, N73 and 6300. Once activated it is predicted games such as Jellypop and Sudoku will explode into the user’s life with profound effect, triggering regime change. Intelligence suggests that the task force will soon turn their attention to other territories.
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