Sprint introduces hate-obsessed mobs
Rating: Burn the paediatricians! Burn them all!
by Tony Alton
Sprint has just announced their new mobile divining rod to find sex offenders The newly released FamilyWatchdog Mobile provides a mobile web service allowing reactionary parents and their easily influenced cousin Buck (who loves little Janey so much he carries an axe round to protect her) to see maps of exactly where sex-offenders live and work from their mobile. The press release points out that the mobile service now allows users to track people ‘in situations where accessing a PC would be impractical’ i.e. when you have a mob of 30 scared parents behind you with weapons who have been whipped up into a frenzy of hatred. Mobs leave such stubborn stains on the carpet.
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